Where Did The Rum Go?

On one fine day at the lovely www.xat.com/stuartputt our good friend Andrew, also known as Stuartputt lost his precious rum. We were very concerned about this so we decided to ask him what happened to it. His answer was, "Only Pedro Knows". We finally got the answer out of Andrew after many weeks. His answer was, "Lindsey is a whore". We don't understand the answer, but we agree completely. As you can see in the picture listed, I asked stuartputt, "Where did the rum go?" and his andswer was of course, "Only Pedro Knows". At that point Gabby was sick of him saying that same answer, so she told him to shut up. Lindsey then told him to shut up aswell when she figured out the answer to the question was, "Lindsey is a whore". It's so very true but Lindsey is a bitch and she can't take a god damn joke. We have all slept with her or fapped to her on webcam, and she takes being called a whore very seriously. My dick is as long as my arm, and I'm very scared because I have been told that isn't normal for a human being. To make a long story short, stuartputt's rum is gone because Lindsey is a whore.